Drug Test

I just got a second job- it's working at the local ski area as a ski/snowboard instructor. I know what you're thinking- "doesn't Kelli live in Las Vegas? YES I do in fact still live in Las Vegas but there is a small ski area about 20 minutes away, sweet huh? So for this job I had to go do a drug test which consists of peeing in a cup. As all my women friends out there know, it's very difficult as a girl to pee in a cup. Well first of all they give me all these strict guidelines like, fill it up to a specific line, you can't flush the toilet, or wash your hands, and you have to submit the sample in less than 4 minutes. So with all that pressure on me I was feeling very anxious. Luckily, I did have to pee so I had no problem there but I was focusing on filling the cup up exactly to where he said while keeping in mind the rules. I also don't like to sit on the toilet in public places to avoid as much germs as possible- I'm a "hoverer". So while trying to accomplish the task of getting it in the cup I ended up getting it all over, because a woman sort of sprays pee and its not like a nice stream of liquid. I had urine all down my leg, on my pants, and even on the floor. HOW EMBARRASSING!! But in all I passed the drug test, it was just a very gruesome task that I hope to not repeat in any near future.